My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
according to my calculations
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
I hate it when people are like “I’m their biggest fan I know their birthdays”
Birthdays are the first thing you learn, its like “Hi, welcome to the fandom, here are our holy days of obligation.”